-> "WAR (Wins Above Replacement)"
Original Song Title:
"War"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"WAR (Wins Above Replacement)"
The Lyrics
(drumroll opening)
(WAR!)
Huh!
Yeah!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Uh-huh!
(WAR!)
Huh!
Yeah!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Say it again, y'all!
(WAR!)
Huh!
Good God!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Listen to me!
Ah, WAR!
I despise!
'Cause it means the confusion
of baseball fans' lives!
WAR means fans
are rubbing their eyes
'cause it means mistakes
when you analyze!
I said...
(WAR!)
Huh!
Good God, y'all!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Say it again!
(WAR!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lord!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Listen to me!
(WAR!)
It ain't nothin'
but a made-up statistic!
(WAR!)
Friend only to the analytic!
WAR
is an enemy
to all fan-kind!
The thought of WAR
melts your mind!
WAR has caused unrest
among every generation!
Ignores batting average
and RBI!
Ahhhh...
(WAR!)
Good God, y'all!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Say it, say it, say it!
(WAR!)
Uh-huh, yeah, unh!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Listen to me!
(WAR!)
It ain't nothin'
but a made-up statistic!
(WAR!)
It's got one friend:
That's the analytic!
Ahhhh...
WAR
has shattered
many a young man's game!
Made him unable
to reach the Hall of Fame!
Life is much too short and precious
to be thinking about WAR each day!
WAR doesn't makes sense!
It only throws sense away!
(WAR!)
Huh!
Good God, y'all!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Say it again!
(WAR!)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lord!
(What is good for?)
Absolutely...
(Nothin'!)
Listen to me!
(WAR!)
It ain't nothin'
but a made-up statistic!
(WAR!)
Friend only to the analytic!
Ooh!
Wins instead of "Wins Above Replacement":
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must use WAR
to define players' value
but Lord knows there's got to be a better way!
Awwww...
(WAR!)
Huh!
Good God, y'all!
(What is good for?)
You tell 'em!
(Nothin'!)
Say it, say it, say it, say it!
(WAR!)
Good God, yeah! Huh!
(What is good for?)
Stand up and shout it!
(Nothin'!)
(WAR!)
It ain't nothin'
but a made-up statistic!
Ahhhh...
(WAR!)
Friend only to the analytic!
(instrumental fadeout)
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