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Song Parodies -> "Bond On the Run"
Original Song Title:
"Band On the Run"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Bond On the Run"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
In 1973, Paul McCartney & Wings did the theme song for the first James Bond movie with Roger Moore, "Live and Let Die." In 1974, Lulu sang "The Man with the Golden Gun," while Paul & Wings were on top of the charts with this song.
Stuck inside the Service.
Signed on here forever.
Never seeing no one nice again.
Just Q.
M and... Q.
M and... Q.
If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away
to a redheaded beauty queen.
Gotta get me assigned today.
If I ever get out of here, if I ever get out of here...
Well, the bomb exploded with a mighty flash
and I guess the peace is done.
And the bad guys said to Her Majesty's men
"Look out, we're having fun!"
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Ernest Blofeld, his plan has jelled.
He'll enslave everyone!
So put Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Well, M called in Double-O-Seven there
saying, "Peace will never come!"
So his Aston Martin's tearing through the square
try to nail Goldfinger's bum!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Ernest Blofeld, his plan has jelled.
He'll enslave everyone!
So put Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Yeah, it's Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Well, the night is falling, and relax, free world
Blofeld's cat hasn't purred!
In the hotel, James and Miss Goodnight say "Cheers"
'cause they're shaken and they're stirred!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Edward Heath still grits his teeth!
And Moneypenny's sore!
For James Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Signed on here forever.
Never seeing no one nice again.
Just Q.
M and... Q.
M and... Q.
If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away
to a redheaded beauty queen.
Gotta get me assigned today.
If I ever get out of here, if I ever get out of here...
Well, the bomb exploded with a mighty flash
and I guess the peace is done.
And the bad guys said to Her Majesty's men
"Look out, we're having fun!"
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Ernest Blofeld, his plan has jelled.
He'll enslave everyone!
So put Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Well, M called in Double-O-Seven there
saying, "Peace will never come!"
So his Aston Martin's tearing through the square
try to nail Goldfinger's bum!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Ernest Blofeld, his plan has jelled.
He'll enslave everyone!
So put Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Yeah, it's Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Well, the night is falling, and relax, free world
Blofeld's cat hasn't purred!
In the hotel, James and Miss Goodnight say "Cheers"
'cause they're shaken and they're stirred!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
And Edward Heath still grits his teeth!
And Moneypenny's sore!
For James Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Bond on the run!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond.
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I'm shaken and stirred. I can't believe I'm the first one to comment and give this 5s. I guess everyone else is an octopussy.
I am a big James Bond fan, have seen every movie. This song was just great. Since Spaff took all the Golden Puns, I'm forced Give and Give 5s
...nail Goldfingers bum, eh. Sounds painful. Perfect score if not for a the glaring omission of Pussy Galore 5-4-5.
Well done, Pach....!
"And Edward Heath grits his teeth"... tee hee
Well done, Michael.
I was gonna say "And Tony Blair still pulls his hair" -- well, he does, but that's another story, a Bush story -- but as that dame Judi Dench reminded us, Bond is a relic, and Ted Heath is still alive. Whereas Harold Macmillan, Alec Douglas-Home and Harold Wilson have all gone off to that great lesiglative chamber in the sky, and who remembers Lord Callaghan anymore, other than as the guy who got ousted by Maggie Hatchet?
Rest in peace, Sir Edward Heath. Prime Minister of Great Britain 1970 to 1974 (which included the release of the Bond films "Diamonds Are Forever" and "Live and Let Die"), and Leader of the Conservative Party (the Tories) from 1965 to 1975. Not my kind of politician, but I have to like a man who said the following: "I had decided to give up golf, because I found that as my political career progressed, it became inevitable that people on the links would insist resolutely upon talking politics all the time." So he took up sailing. James Callaghan, Prime Minister 1976-79, also died earlier this year, leaving Margaret Thatcher, John Major and Tony Blair as Britain's only living PMs.
Excellent song! Just the way I like it...shaken, not stirred.
Flemming named his Charature James Bond on a Bird watcher who wrote a book BIRDS OF THE WEST INDIES
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