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Song Parodies -> "Hey Matsui"

Original Song Title:

"Louie Louie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Kingsmen

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Matsui"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A-Hey, Matsui, oh, yeah, the ball's gonna go
back, back, back, back, back, back, back!
Hey, Matsui, oh, baby, the ball's gonna go!

It's Derek and Bernie and Giambi
and now comes a guy from across the sea!
Hideki Matsui, Number 55
he swings at a fastball and there's a long drive!

A-Hey, Matsui, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the ball's gonna go
back, back, baby!
Hey, Matsui, oh, baby, the ball's gonna go!

The Mariners, Angels and Boston Red Sox
Matsui comes up and he cleans their clocks!
He gets to everything playing out in left field.
And throw him a hanging curve, your fate is sealed.

A-Hey, Matsui, oh, yeah, the ball's gonna go
back, back, back, back, back, back, back!
Hey, Matsui, oh, baby, the ball's gonna go!

OK, let's pitch it to him! Right now!

(guitar break)

That Ichiro Suzuki is such old hat.
The long ball, chicks dig! Matsui's where it's at!
His Yankee contract is as good as it gets.
And he's really looking forward to playing the Mets.
A-Hey, Matsui, oh, yeah, the ball's gonna go
back, back, back, back, back, back, back!
Hey, Matsui, oh, baby, the ball's gonna go!
I say it's gonna go now!
It is high, it is far, now!
It's gone!

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Billy Florio - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Matsui better do good...he's on my fantasy baseball team (In fact so is Ichiro)

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