-> "SEALs and bin Laden Will Die"
Original Song Title:
"Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag"
Parody Song Title:
"SEALs and bin Laden Will Die"
The Lyrics
Well, come on, a few of you big strong men.
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
Gotta go after that evil man
who's hiding out in Pakistan.
Put down your books and pick up a gun.
And go on and kill that bum!
And it's one, two, three, what're we fighting for?
To avenge nine-eleven.
Next stop is bin Laden.
And it's five, six, seven, go and get that guy who hates.
Well, ain't no time to wonder why.
Whoopee! Osama's gotta die!
Well, come on, Generals, and Admirals, too.
Here's the job you gotta do.
Come up with a foolproof plan.
Carry it out, I know you can.
So when the Big Man says, "It's a go!"
you can tell Barack, "We're on with the show!"
And it's one, two, three, what're we fighting for?
To avenge nine-eleven.
Next stop is bin Laden.
And it's five, six, seven, go and get that guy who hates.
Well, ain't no time to wonder why.
Whoopee! Osama's gotta die!
Well, come on, sailors, don't be slow.
You know the target, so, go, go!
For what he did in 2001
we shoulda stuck a fork in him so he'd be done.
Got a little sidetracked in Iraq
but now's the time to get him back!
And it's one, two, three, what're we fighting for?
To avenge nine-eleven.
Next stop is bin Laden.
And it's five, six, seven, go and get that guy who hates.
Well, ain't no time to wonder why.
Whoopee! Osama's gonna die!
Well, come on, America, U.S.A.!
Let's give a cheer, hip, hip, hooray!
We shot bin Laden right in the head
and now the son of a pig is dead!
First the first one on your block
to say, "Thank you, SEALs" and, "Thank you, Barack!"
Come on!
One, two, three, what're we fighting for?
To avenge nine-eleven!
Next stop is bin Laden!
And it's five, six, seven, go and get that guy who hates!
Well, ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We made Osama die!
And it's one, two, three, what're we fighting for?
To avenge nine-eleven!
Next stop is bin Laden!
And it's five, six, seven, go and get that guy who hates!
Well, ain't no time to wonder why!
Whoopee! We made Osama die!
Awright!
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