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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Know Squat"

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Know Me"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Know Squat"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is about stupidity, not excretion. But Malcolm might like it anyway. Jerry Seinfeld on his new girlfriend, played by Tawny Kitaen: "I have never been so turned on physically and so turned off mentally at the same time. It's like my brain and my penis are playing chess, and I'm letting him win!" George Costanza (Jason Alexander): "You're not LETTING him win. He wins 'til you're 40." Jerry: "What happens when you turn 40?" George: "He still wins. It's just not a blowout."
You give your hand to me
and then you say, "Uh, whoa."
And you can hardly speak.
I wish that you would go.
And anyone can tell
how your I.Q., it fell.
Well, you don't know squat.
(No, you don't know squat.)

No, you don't know that one
and two will equal three.
And you think "Simple Life"
is quality TV.
So why am I your friend?
Regret that's what I've been.
'Cause you don't know squat.
(No, you don't know squat.)

For I never knew the art of breaking up.
And my head aches each time you talk.
To be your guy, I feel like I could die.
A chance that I should take to walk.

Talk to the hand, Miss Girl.
And now I say goodbye.
A girl who's got a brain
makes me a lucky guy.
Republicans and Mets.
Your taste, bad as it gets.
Well, you don't know squat.

(For I never knew the art of breaking up.
And my head aches each time you talk.)
To be your guy, I feel like I could die.
A chance that I should take to walk.

Talk to the hand, Miss Girl.
And now I say goodbye.
A girl who's got a brain
makes me a lucky guy.
And you're still feeling fine
then go see Federline.

Well... you don't know squat.

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AFW - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I do know this is a well written parody...555
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2005 - Report this comment
republicans and mets...too funny...5s
Arwen - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Michael...and I have never been so happy to be the smartest girl in the world as I am right now. ; )

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