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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do (Is Shoot This Gun)"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do (Is Shoot This Gun)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This ain't no disco!
This ain't no Texas ranch, either!
This is D.C.!

"All I wanna do is shoot this gun so that you'll die!"
says the man next me
from out of nowhere!

It's apropos of nothing
but he says his name is Richard
but I'll bet it's Dick
or Richie
or Bruce
or Adolf.
He's a big hero to me
and I wonder if he's
ever liked someone in his whole life!

And we are drinking beer at noon on a Tuesday
at a bar that faces the Department of Justice.
The good people of the world
are trembling in fear on their lunch break
shuffling and hustling as best they can in skirts and suits.
They drive their crummy Hyundais and Chevys
back to the phone company, and the Wal-Mart, too.

Well, they're nothing like Cheney and me, 'cause
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun
until the sun comes up over
Interstate 495!

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning
and Cheney likes to tear the wings off the bar's many flies.
He shreds them on the bar
then he picks up his cell phone and orders an attack
letting Iraq burn
flips his thick finger
to reporters, and he's cursing them out
and he's watching C-SPAN
Congressmen "spin" on the floor.

And a liberal couple enters the bar
dangerously close to one another
Cheney yells, "Go read the want ads!" and

All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun
until the sun comes up over
Interstate 495!

(instrumental break)

Republicans, this bar is ours.
The world, the night and the media too.
They let us get away with whatever we want
from here to the moon! And

All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I've had the right to since 2001.
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
I got a feeling our Party's just begun!
All I wanna do is shoot this gun.
Dick Cheney knows that he's not the only one!
All I wanna do is shoot this gun
until the sun comes up over
Interstate 495!
until the sun comes up over
Interstate 495!

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Another triggerhappy anthem!
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
direct hit
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
masterful, MP! - and aint this news item the best gift to amiright since Wacko Jacko and Paris Hilton - 555
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
...and nipplegate
Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Forgive me if this makes me sound like a "wowser," Stuart, but PLEASE don't allow any of those items to be combined with Cheney!
Stephen Harrington - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good.

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