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Song Parodies -> "Dubya, Please"

Original Song Title:

"Lover, Please"

Original Performer:

Clyde McPhatter

Parody Song Title:

"Dubya, Please"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This oughta really upset my twin brother Bernard: Swiping Bush and the Mets in one parody. The narrator is a Met fan and a Democrat, so he's only half a fool.
(instrumental opening)

Dubya, please, please come back.
Say something to make the Dems attack.
Come take away my regrets.
Take the pressure off my Mets.

The Mets had a real good year
but in the end, they just got smeared.
They're still all over the news.
Come on, help me, W.

Dubya, please, please come back.
Say something to make the Dems attack.
Come take away my regrets.
Take the pressure off my Mets.

(instrumental break)

In first place, all year long
until it all went oh-so-wrong.
Sort of like your White House days.
Come and lift my baseball haze!

Dubya, please, please come back.
Say something to make the Dems attack.
Come take away my regrets.
Take the pressure off my Mets!

The Mets had a real good year
but in the end, they just got smeared.
They're still all over the news.
Come on, help me, W.

Dubya, please, please come back.
Say something to make the Dems attack.
Come take away my regrets.
Take the pressure off my Mets!

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alvin - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
at least the mets haven't sucked 7 years in a row
Max Power - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
They did more than that.
Paul Warren - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
You can be a Bush supporter and a Yankee fan, still half a fool. BTW-How many New Yorkers like the Mets?

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