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Song Parodies -> "When Arwen Pouts"

Original Song Title:

"When Smokey Sings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABC

Parody Song Title:

"When Arwen Pouts"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This is what Bob Shannon on New York's Oldies Station, WCBS-FM 101.1, would call "Songs That Have the Same Title But Are Diffwent!" After all, if Leo Jay can do it, how hard can it be?
(instrumental opening)

Lives out there, Wyoming
where mountains rocky stand.
In deep despair on lonely nights
her passion's flames are fanned.
Her fondest wish, her dearest hope:
A love in bloom command!

Like a bird in flight on a hot sweet night
she just can't seem to get this stuff right
'cause the boys on site called Amiright
keep giving her grief once again tonight!

When Arwen pouts
I hear her lament!
When Arwen pouts
she's dumping me once again!
As she's packing her things
as she's spreading her wings
I'm getting so sick of "The Lord of the Rings!"
So Arwen pouts... she pouts!

Habitses of hobbitses
make me want to retire.
Should I say yes, I like Tolkein
then I would be a liar!
Talk like this stokes her rage
and see her eyes catch fire!

Like a bird in flight on a hot sweet night
she just can't seem to get this stuff right
'cause the boys on site called Amiright
keep giving her grief once again tonight!

When Arwen pouts
I hear her lament!
When Arwen pouts
she's dumping me once again!
As she's packing her things
as she's spreading her wings
takes Harry's wand
but he's too young, that stings!
And Arwen pouts... she pouts!

Is it to me she says,
"I need you so bad! I need you so bad today!"
In Rockies, you can guess
who she needs so bad.
"I need you so bad, Elway!"

(instrumental break)

When Arwen pouts
I hear her lament!
When Arwen pouts
she's dumping me once again!
As she's packing her things
as she's spreading her wings
her songs we all sing
and Arwen pouts
Arwen pouts
Arwen pouts!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 10

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Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done...but Elway???
Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hee! The "Habitses of hobbitses" stanza was my favorite! =)
Askicksass - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but had to drop in and give you props for a lovely poem...
Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you might know if it you heard it, Ash...it's an FM 100 staple. Not that any self-respecting girl in Utah listens to FM 100...
Kristof Robertson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Mike...555. Arwen, do you have a shrine somewhere that humble supplicants can worship at? :-)
Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Kristof...don't be silly...A shrine? Just one? HA! Like you all would be able to fit in just one...

I've got several in development...kind of like a strip mall...
2Eagle - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the melody to the original song, but I like your lyrics.
Stuart McArthur - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
YooHoo, Craig? Where are you? (dickhead)

- excellent Michael - these figures just in......"Desperate Housewives" was pipped in the ratings this week for the first time by, what's this? "Tributes to Arwen" - wow, that must be some popular elf - 555
Arwen - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Stuart!

I always feel weird when I reply on a song more than the parody writer...eeek! But Michael loves me, so he won't mind...(crossing fingers)
karen - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I love the OS, heard it on the radio yesterday in fact. Good choice, good parody
Lee O'Shea - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This tune is post 1990, so of course I DKTOS, but great lyric.
Michael Pacholek - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Your day will come, Ash. I just gotta think of the right "base song," and then I'll be off to the races. Uh, you ARE at least 18, right? I would do anything for love, but...

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