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Song Parodies -> "Reasons to Eat Beef"

Original Song Title:

"Reason to Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tim Hardin

Parody Song Title:

"Reasons to Eat Beef"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I would never say this stuff in real life. My liberalism ends at the steakhouse door.
If I listened long enough to you
I'd find a way to understand why that, you chew
knowing something died, to feed you, it's fried.
Still you look to find me reasons to eat beef.

Someone like you makes it hard to live without animal flesh.
Someone like you makes it easy to give lots of veggies picked so fresh!

If I tried hard to change your mind
you'd find a way to leave the meat behind
knowing something died, to feed you, it's fried.
Still you look to find me reasons to eat beef.

Someone like you makes it hard to live without animal flesh.
Someone like you makes it easy to give lots of veggies picked so fresh!

If I listened long enough to you
I'd find a way to understand why that, you chew
knowing something died, to feed you, it's fried.
Still you look to find me reasons to eat beef.
Still you look to find me reasons to eat beef.
Still you look to find me reasons to eat beef.

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Pacing: 3.3
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Meriadoc - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Finally you do a song that is neither political or sports related. And one I actually know. Perfect pacing, funny. Don't stop beef-eatin' - hold on to that sirloin...
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Eating isn't a sport, Merry?
Hoeveel - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I dunno. Vegans could construe meat-eating as political.

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