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Song Parodies -> "I Drink Your Milkshake"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I Drink Your Milkshake"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The downside of what happens when Kelis brings the boys to the yard: One of the boys could be Daniel Day-Lewis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThZI-p8SKe0&feature=related ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCCdZmHk5Fk
(instrumental opening)

I drink your milkshake.
And then I eat your steak.
Everything you bake
like a chocolate cake
I will snatch from you.

Every single meal
the hunger that you feel
it will make you squeal
you'll ask what's the deal?
I will snatch from you.

Oh, can't you see?
It belongs to me.
Your stomach aches
with every drink you take.

Every bite you take
is one you must forsake.
From the time you wake
it's a big mistake.
I will snatch from you.

Your food's gone! I took it without a trace!
You dream at night but I came and stuffed my face!
You look around for the meal you can't replace!
You feel so starved and you need some food to chase!
You keep crying, baby, baby, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

(instrumental break)

Oh, can't you see?
It belongs to me.
Your stomach aches
with every drink you take.

Every bite you take
is one you must forsake.
From the time you wake
it's a big mistake.
I will snatch from you.

From the time you wake
it's a big mistake.
I will snatch from you.

(I drink your milkshake)
(And then I eat your steak)
(Everything you bake)
(like a chocolate cake)
I will snatch from you.

(Every single meal)
(the hunger that you feel)
(it will make you squeal)
(you'll ask what's the deal?)
I will snatch from you.

(I drink your milkshake)
(And then I eat your steak)
(Everything you bake)
(like a chocolate cake)
I will snatch from you.

(Every single meal)
(the hunger that you feel)
(it will make you squeal)
(you'll ask what's the deal?)
I will snatch from you.

(repeat 'til fade)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Peregrin - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Pach, is this the definition of an eating disorder? :)
alvin - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
you snatched some fives from me
Max Power - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
There will be 5ives
Amcangi - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Maybe you should get a life and realize that the Giants may be a great team but the term heroes should be left to describe our soldiers or firefighters who actually die for us and contribute something to society. The Giants may contribute to the lives of sports fans but to others who do not live and breathe sports, we can care less. My point was that the season and superbowl is over- let's move on
The Charnstar - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I love it! The great thing about this parody, although it has a back story, it doesn't need it to be funny. Brilliant, 5s!
Uh-oh! - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Amcangi got up on the wrong side of life this morning! A thought for you: this is not the mainstream media, it's a parody site! Lighten up, Francis...
Jack Wilson - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
There Will Be Fives
Stan Hall - February 16, 2008 - Report this comment
5 x funny. So what else do we expect from Mr. PaCHOlek? :-)
Michael Pacholek - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, Amcangi, maybe you didn't notice, but this parody had nothing to do with the Super Bowl. Pay attention. Then again, the Giants DID contribute something to society: Showing that cheating doesn't guarantee victory. As for everyone else... I... appreciate... your... comments! I drink them up!

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