Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!
Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!

Eleanor Cheaply
shops at the store with the sales and the rebates on stuff.
Brain's made of fluff.
Shops at the window
fist full of coupons that give her twenty percent off.
Cashiers scoff.

All the cheapskate people.
Where do they all come from?
All the cheapskate people.
Each one is such a bum!

Father McChintzy
writing a check, shows a card so sales tax won't come near.
That seems so queer.
Look at him LURKING
licking his chops at the items on clearance in there.
What does he care?

All the cheapskate people.
Where do they all come from?
All the cheapskate people.
Each one is such a bum!

Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!
Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!

Eleanor Cheaply
died in the store and was buried in coffin so cheap.
Sowed, so she reaps.
Father McChintzy
wiping his eyes as his coupon expires, the knave.
No more he'll save.

All the cheapskate people.
(Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!)
Where do they all come from?
All the cheapskate people.
(Ah, look at all the cheapskate people!)
Each one is such a bum!