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Song Parodies -> "The Angels Will Not Win"

Original Song Title:

"The Angels Listened In"

Original Performer:

The Crests

Parody Song Title:

"The Angels Will Not Win"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Ah, baseball season is coming again. The way the Devils played against the Rangers on Thursday night, it can't come soon enough!
The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
Western Division.
The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
No first position.
They might be the sexy picks.
But could be Oakland Athletics.
My darling, the Angels will lose.

The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
Could be Seattle.
The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
Won't win this battle.
Injuries have afflicted
this ballclub, that's what I said.
My darling, the Angels will lose.

Call themselves "Los Angeles"
but location is a mess.
It's Anaheim where they've set up.
But won't win no trophy or cup.

The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
Don't have the pitching.
The Angels will not win.
(Will not win.)
Not enough hitting.
They gave fans a few big thrills.
But this year they will have some spills.
My darling, the Angels will lose.

Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa!
(repeat 'til fade)

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John Jenkins - March 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, you're right about the location situation, but we'll have to wait at least a few months to assess the accuracy of the rest of the parody. I hope you're wrong, but I'm thinking that Mariner pitching and Angel injuries might fulfill your prophecy.
Max Power - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't forget to make one about the crazy Red Sox fans since they have a tendency to celebrate by rioting and spam up the newspaper editoral section ( Sound off from NY Post last Sunday ).

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