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Song Parodies -> "Feet Ain't Right"

Original Song Title:

"Treat Her Right"

Original Performer:

Roy Head & the Traits

Parody Song Title:

"Feet Ain't Right"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Would you believe no Amirighter has done this one before? If a man can't dance, he's said to have "two left feet."
(long instrumental opening)

Hey!

(continued instrumental opening)

Aw, you're lookin' good, baby!

I'm gonna tell you a story
every man oughta know.
If you wanna go out dancin'
you gotta start real slow.
She won't dance with you tonight, now
if your feet just ain't right, now.

Aw, step it real gentle.
Gotta move around good.
Don't you push her or shove her.
Don't be stiff as wood.
'Cause if your feet ain't right, now
she won't love you tonight, now.

If you practice my method
you will not be bereft.
You will lose your reputation
for two feet that are left, now.
And you'll be glad every night
one of your feet is right, now!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Aw, work it now, one time!

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
You're givin' me too much, baby, all right!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

(instrumental close)
And what do you call a woman who can't dance? Uh, I'd better not answer that question...

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alvin - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
good concept
Paul Robinson - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, I think this is some pretty fancy steppin', MP...5's ~ ~ ~

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