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Song Parodies -> "The Curse, No 'L'"

Original Song Title:

"The First Noel"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Curse, No 'L'"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Nope, nothing to do with baseball, although one of the teams in the city in question is still considered cursed.
The curse, no L
'cause of snow, they did say.
For the certain snowflakes fell
on tracks where they lay.
On tracks where they
stopped each train to a creep.
On a cold winter's night
the snow became deep.

No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.

The taxis were no help
also stuck in the snow.
Mayor Daley called snowplows.
Even they could not go.
At Soldier Field
the Bears did play ball.
But the men in broadcast booth
could not see at all.

No L, no L, no L, oh hell.
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L.

Those el-evated trains
wait for snow to all melt.
So the Loop around downtown
will be moving belt.
Until the snow will melt
the platforms are full
with folks in soaked white socks
and that is no bull.

No L, no L, no L, oh he-ell!
Slow are the trains in Chicago I-L!

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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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Below Average Dave - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
It was a good parody--although I'm getting a little tired of rating Christmas Parodies, I guess it's unavoidable for 9 more days. . .555
Long Suffering Chicago Cubs Fan - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is the Cubs winning the World Series, that all the train on the L arrive on time, a World Series championship for the Cubs, snow shoes, a box of kielbasa and brats, a Cubs World Series title, for Obama to become President, some stuffed pizza, and last but not least, a World Series trophy for a certain team that plays at Wrigley Field.
Meriadoc - December 16, 2006 - Report this comment
I really love cute little ditties like this one! :-D
Phil Alexander - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm surprised you didn't submit this as Michae Pachoek ;-)
Max Power - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Just saw your name in NY Post. You should write a song about the Chilien dude.
Yoidy - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A snowy day in hell!
alvin rhodes - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
right on track

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