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Song Parodies -> "Welcome Quack (The Ballad of the Lamest Duck)"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome Back"

Original Performer:

John Sebastian

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome Quack (The Ballad of the Lamest Duck)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The final quack of the lamest duck of all time is, truly, a welcome quack.
(instrumental break)

Welcome quack.
The duck that's so lame, goin' out.
Welcome quack.
It's just one more Bush thing that we've laughed about.

Well, he's lame, he's insane, but we've turned around.
Got new Prez, what we sez, we're on solid ground.

And, George, we didn't need ya.
(George, we didn't need ya.)
Back here, didn't need ya!
(Back here, didn't need ya!)

Yeah, we tease him a lot.
And a short time now he's got.
Welcome quack.

(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)
(Welcome quack, welcome quack... )

Welcome quack.
Dubya told us that he was our friend.
Welcome quack.
But he lied to us, lied, and he lied again.

And we know what scene he has given us.
Up the wall and to drink, he has driven us.

And, George, we didn't need ya.
(George, we didn't need ya.)
Back here, didn't need ya!
(Back here, didn't need ya!)

Yeah, we tease him a lot.
And a short time now he's got.
Welcome quack.

(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)
(Welcome quack, welcome quack... )

(harmonica break, especially since Obama's from
the blues-heavy South Side of Chicago)

And Barack and his friends, they'll be moving in.
So get lost, George, and don't you come back again!

And, George, we didn't need ya.
(George, we didn't need ya.)
Back here, didn't need ya!
(Back here, didn't need ya!)

Yeah, we tease him a lot.
And a short time now he's got.
Welcome quack.

(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)
(Welcome quack, welcome quack... )

Yeah, we tease him a lot!
(Welcome quack, welcome quack.)
And a short time now he's got.
(Welcome quack, welcome quack.)

Yeah, we tease him a lot.
And a short time now he's got.
Welcome quack.

(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)
(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)
(Welcome quack, welcome quack, welcome quack.)

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Stan Hall - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I Kotter say ya done good with dis one. :-)
alvin - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
love this....fit the joyous tone of the OS well
Timmy1000 - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice one. I saw Dubya on The Daily Show the other night dancing around with some kids, so I guess he's "busy". HIstory will vindicate him - so sez the quacky prez.
john - December 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I see him as more of a lame f**k.
Andria - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
I echo John's comment, although I refer to W. as a "stupid f*cktard" because he (in my opinion) handled the very lofty position of being the leader of the free world just as well as the idiots who engineered the Yugo did in terms of building a safe, reliable, well-made, affordable car. In other words, not acceptably, to say the least. 5s.
Mr 5's - December 12, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL @ John's comment too! I loved every line of this parody.

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