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Song Parodies -> "She's Always Disgusting"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"She's Always Disgusting"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
You know who this is for. Face it, if Arwen is a triple-five (not that I'm pandering, mind you), this chick's a triple-negative-five. If I ever see another one of her songs on this site, I'm gonna have to use the toilet for its OTHER purpose! (No, I don't mean changing the light bulb on the bathroom ceiling!)
She can kill with a smell, she'll put tears in your eyes.
And she can ruin your day each time she'll parodize.
With her "number two" songs, gives her ones, in a three.
Her mind's like a child's but she's always disgusting to me.
She can lead to love, but it will be quite dismal.
After reading her stuff you will need Pepto-Bismol.
Don't you take what she'll give you, she's loose anally.
Yeah, she gives us such grief, 'cause she's always disgusting to me.
Oy, she takes craps on herself.
Then she posts on the board.
She's ahead of her slime.
Oy, and she always puts out
though this way is not sin.
I wish she'd change her mind.
And she'll promise you more than a Spaff-talent equal.
Then she'll carelessly cut one, a tune that's so fecal.
And she'll bring out intestinal real property.
Blame it all on this chick, 'cause she's always disgusting to me.
Oy, she takes craps on herself.
Then she posts on the board.
She's ahead of her slime.
Oy, and she always puts out
though this way is not sin.
I wish she'd change her mind.
She thinks she's so kind to present us with stools.
But we rate as we please, 'cause we're nobody's fools.
And she should be convicted, throw away the key.
And the most she will do is throw poop songs at you
so she's always disgusting to me.
And she can ruin your day each time she'll parodize.
With her "number two" songs, gives her ones, in a three.
Her mind's like a child's but she's always disgusting to me.
She can lead to love, but it will be quite dismal.
After reading her stuff you will need Pepto-Bismol.
Don't you take what she'll give you, she's loose anally.
Yeah, she gives us such grief, 'cause she's always disgusting to me.
Oy, she takes craps on herself.
Then she posts on the board.
She's ahead of her slime.
Oy, and she always puts out
though this way is not sin.
I wish she'd change her mind.
And she'll promise you more than a Spaff-talent equal.
Then she'll carelessly cut one, a tune that's so fecal.
And she'll bring out intestinal real property.
Blame it all on this chick, 'cause she's always disgusting to me.
Oy, she takes craps on herself.
Then she posts on the board.
She's ahead of her slime.
Oy, and she always puts out
though this way is not sin.
I wish she'd change her mind.
She thinks she's so kind to present us with stools.
But we rate as we please, 'cause we're nobody's fools.
And she should be convicted, throw away the key.
And the most she will do is throw poop songs at you
so she's always disgusting to me.
I realize this is a pretty hard slam, so it may not get posted. But these crap songs have to stop. I'm putting my foot down, which is better than what she puts down. Smells better, too, believe it or not.
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It was a hard slam, but very well put together and interesting. 5's
funny lines, MP
- you've gotta admit though, (s)he's achieved what (s)he set out to do
- you've gotta admit though, (s)he's achieved what (s)he set out to do
I wanna write just 'bout poop, just poop and nothing else more than poop, Poop-Poop-i-Doo!
Sorry about that Michael, I just had to let that peace of crap of my chest. I'm actually with you on this cos I'm offended by this "creature" defecating on Astrid Lindgren by calling itself Poopie Longstocking. This belongs here just as much as his/hers parodies.
Sorry about that Michael, I just had to let that peace of crap of my chest. I'm actually with you on this cos I'm offended by this "creature" defecating on Astrid Lindgren by calling itself Poopie Longstocking. This belongs here just as much as his/hers parodies.
I do not believe the rating i just gave you MP. 551. Yes it is well paced and funny, but slams are not friendly ( especially about other Amirighters ). Yes, PL has gotten out of hand, but has as much right to post parodies here as long as they are not sexual as the next Amirighter. I will quote you in this song " But we rate as we please...". Of course, I could point out YOUR own comment on a song where you 111 voted with no regards to the parody content. I was kind enough to atleast respect your opinion on this though ( one that I do not personally share ). No, PL is not of Arwen's or Spaff.com's caliber, but neither are we.
Great parody and well written. 555. (It doesn't bother me that you're "slamming" someone- even someone who's quite talented, and whose stuff I enjoy. You're entitled to your opinion, and hey, isn't that what this site is about- making fun of stuff/people? Take it in stride, people. It's all in good fun!)
PS- Michael Pacholek, If I had wanted to slam you for this, I would have simply 111 and left no comment. BTW, I am planning on doing a parody of " TWotEF " in YOUR honor, but it will take some time to complete ( I do respect you as a parodist with over 600 parodies here and they are well written ).
I am still wandering why people who do not like poop parodies READ them? Jusy tell me that, please. It is all I want to know. The 1st ammendment guarantees freedom of speech, so the writer is not doing anything wrong. Triumph THE INSULT COMIC DOG won an emmy or grammy or something for his insulting "I'LL POOP ON YOU" stuff, and I never heard anyone in Hollywood bitching and moaning about HIS stuff...it's all in good fun...and I expect P.L. does her thing just to piss off the prudes and anal attentive/retentive readers on this site. There would be no need to get upset if you JUST DON'T CLICK ON HER/HIS SONGS. I myself do not like poop parodies, particularly, nor do I get upset about them. I just don't read them...and I bet she would just go away if NO ONE VOTED OR COMMENTED on those parodies. After all, she's begging for attention, and without any being given to her/him, I sincerely doubt she would continue. By the way, Mr. Pacholek, this parody was good.
For the most part, the poopie parodies don't bother me...(I rarely read them, anyway)...but I'll 5 you just for calling me a triple-five...=)
As far as PL's parodies go, Michael Pacholek has only left one comment in his name. He may be more offended at the parody title than the parody itself ( the titles are obvious ). Yes, they are disgusting and yes I read them ( matter of fact I look at every parody submitted every day now regardless of author/band/subject as I'm trying to broaden my musical horizon ). Why people look at them when they don't like it? No ideas there. The last few submissions by PL have not had comments enabled, so maybe she is going away. And while set to a different OS, this is not the first "slam " parody on PL. I refer you to this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/maroon537.shtml Read the comments there and see the reaction it got. We all have feelings or right and wrong and Michael Pacholek has the right to slam PL, but Red Ant thinks it's wrong to slam another fellow Amirighter ( I did one myself and voted it a 551 as well ). PS to MP- I understand this, but to use a Billy Joel song " We didn't start the fire ", you didn't, but you may be adding fuel to it. PSS-I'll shut up now, but leave you with this: I will not hold this parody against you on future ratings. Have a nice weekend.
Yes, the "person" involved does have rights under the First Amendment. But, as a man who should have been President, Hubert Humphrey, liked to say, "The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously." I'll take the Ant's comments in stride, but on one thing he got personal: If you're gonna do "The Wreck," for crying out loud, don't make it about poop. Besides, Malcolm Higgins already did that with "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald," and few of us are ever gonna top that. As I said at the time, it deserves a toast: "Bottoms up."
This may be the first time in history this has ever happened, but I agree with Mr. Pacholek here. Poop songs are disgusting and immature, but I wouldn't get too worked up about it. Just don't read anything under She Who Shall Not Be Named Because She Writes Disgusting Parodies.
No Michael, my parody of TWotEF was going to try to work in YOUR parody titles/lines into a workable ( and sensical ) tribute to YOU ( especially since you seem to like that song so much ) and would not contain any poop in it at all. Glad you aren't upset about my comments. Now have a good week. :)
Next: PL's anti-anti-poop parody of "Little Deuce Coop" titled "Dissing the Poop".
Don't give her any ideas, YWN...
Maybe I am She Who Shall...Not...Do... Whatever. What if I'm her!? I do have plenty of alter-egos...
Oh...ohhh...yea Im finally feeling the power to say something to you Micheal. You think you are so hot with your cocky liberal parodies and your disecting of the artist you don't think come up to par...you and the rest of those morons in this world are all the same. Now let me give you some taste...when you considered writing parodies of George Bush did you ever take a look at other side...No! Cuz' you don't wanna see that side...Did you ever contemplate about how insulting someone he didn't hurt you...No! Cuz' you think of yourself... So Micheal don't try to presume and don't COP an attitude...or the next time I see one of these , I'LL WRITE A PARODY ABOUT YOU FOR THE WORLD TO SEE...
I'm surprised you haven't responded you piece of dirt , you certainly are a coward. Pretty sad you think Bush is dumb , because your I.Q doesn't compare anywhere to that of someone born in Texas.
Leave Michael alone Chris, and shut your trap. Don't cause trouble here because it's not needed, and it's obvious ur trying to start a fight so just do the mature thing and ignore whatever he says if you don't like it. Michael is entitled to his opinion, as are u, but if you're just here to cause fights, don't bother. Michael I like this parody. Good job. And I agree about PL's parodies they are a little OTT. Take care.
This is the first time I've seen my name in a rhymed couplet with "fecal." Which can't be all bad.
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