(instrumental opening)

The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.

The old folks say
don't you dance on the logo again.
If you go to midfield
and you show you won't yield
it's a sin.
There just ain't no excuse
and you know you're gonna lose
and never win.
You got beat again!

And it's all because
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.

(saxophone break)

(guitar break)

You go into the stadium
find a place to park?
It shouldn't be at midfield
not even on a lark.
You're just about to play
and you're thinkin' it's a breeze.
They come with the blitz
they're givin' you fits
and they say,
"Not in our house, loser!"

Oh, Lord!
They run up the score!
Can't take it no more!

And it's all because
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.
Don't you go
won't go to bowl.
Don't you go
won't go to bowl.

(instrumental close)