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Song Parodies -> "The Logo, Don't Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Your Mama Don't Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Loggins & Messina

Parody Song Title:

"The Logo, Don't Dance"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

The Rutgers football team went to the University of Louisville last night. Thinking, "One more win and we're guaranteed a bowl bid," they went to midfield at Cardinal Stadium and stomped on the Cardinal logo. This is not a good idea when you're going onto the home field of a Top 25 team. Rutgers led 3-0. It was 56-2 Louisville from that point on. Have we learned our lesson, people?
(instrumental opening)

The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.

The old folks say
don't you dance on the logo again.
If you go to midfield
and you show you won't yield
it's a sin.
There just ain't no excuse
and you know you're gonna lose
and never win.
You got beat again!

And it's all because
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.

(saxophone break)

(guitar break)

You go into the stadium
find a place to park?
It shouldn't be at midfield
not even on a lark.
You're just about to play
and you're thinkin' it's a breeze.
They come with the blitz
they're givin' you fits
and they say,
"Not in our house, loser!"

Oh, Lord!
They run up the score!
Can't take it no more!

And it's all because
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
The logo, don't dance
or you're badly gettin' yourself rolled.
When gametime rolls around
and you're playin' out of town
don't you go
won't go to bowl.
Don't you go
won't go to bowl.
Don't you go
won't go to bowl.

(instrumental close)

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alvin rhodes - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
now THERE'S an original concept...5s

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