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Song Parodies -> "Pants On Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Pants On Fire"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Secret Service Agents are now required to carry fire extinguishers when they are assigned to protect Georgie Bush.
(organ solo opening)

You know that Bush is so untrue.
You know that he is such a liar.
Every day he says to you
"Saddam Hussein's a threat that's dire."

Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
They might set the world on...fire.

The time to vote him out comes soon.
Make him take early retire.
Try and fail and we will lose
and our freedom on a funeral pyre.

Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
They might set the world on...fire! Yeah!

(organ solo)

(guitar solo)

The time to vote him out comes soon.
Make him take early retire.
Try and fail and we will lose
and our freedom on a funeral pyre.

Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
They might set the world on...fire! Yeah!

You know that Bush is so untrue.
You know that he is such a liar.
Every day he says to you
"Saddam Hussein's a threat that's dire."

Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
Georgie Bush's pants on fire.
They might set the world on fire!
They might set the world on fire!
They might set the world on fire!
So we must say, "Hey, George! You're...FIRED!"

(organ solo closes)
I really should send this one to Ray Manzarek's website. He'll love it.

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NYbadazz - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
You Democratic loving Azz, that is such a cheap shot
Hoeveel - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, cool, NYbadazz, nice to see someone else who is against democracy. :)

And Michael, 'Make him take early retire.' is really cheap : You should try 'i'd like to see him retire' or something, the meter isn't as good, but at least it makes sense :
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2003 - Report this comment
When it comes to Georgie Bush, nothing -- certainly not his talk -- is cheap.
sponkymonky - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment
it's great. i *like* the "make him take early retire" line - it reminds me of some of the more charming instructions i've read for Chinese-made devices. :) at least those of us against bush have one thing on our side that the bushies don't: intelligence. keep it up, boys and girls... :)

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