Song Parodies -> Everybody Beats the Mets
| Original Song Title: | "Everybody Plays the Fool" |
| Original Performer: | The Main Ingredient |
| Parody Song Title: | "Everybody Beats the Mets" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
OK, so your team's lost. And you sit around mopin', cryin', cryin' -- you say you even thinkin' 'bout dyin'? Well, before you do anything rash, check your team's schedule, and dig this.
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
A losing streak is such an easy thing to start.
And there's no guarantee that you'll stop your team from coming apart.
Oh, baseball eyes, they love to see the other team from N.Y.C.
Then you'll revive your team devotion, you'll express a joy emotion!
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
How can you help it when the public-address announcer says:
"Coming in to pitch, Armando Benitez!"
Oh, heaven on Earth is all you see, errors, the Mets they have made three!
And then they'll cry, you know it's true, 'cause that time around they'll lose to you!
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
So unless you're Pete Rose, place your bets. Listen, baby.
You'll get to pay off all your debts. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
A losing streak is such an easy thing to start.
And there's no guarantee that you'll stop your team from coming apart.
Oh, baseball eyes, they love to see the other team from N.Y.C.
Then you'll revive your team devotion, you'll express a joy emotion!
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
How can you help it when the public-address announcer says:
"Coming in to pitch, Armando Benitez!"
Oh, heaven on Earth is all you see, errors, the Mets they have made three!
And then they'll cry, you know it's true, 'cause that time around they'll lose to you!
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
So unless you're Pete Rose, place your bets. Listen, baby.
You'll get to pay off all your debts. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
Everybody beats the Mets, always.
The team that has lots of regrets. Listen, baby.
This team's as bad as baseball gets. I ain't lyin'.
Everybody beats the Mets.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: It's fun to laugh at the M-E-T-S!
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Michael-very well done
HAHAHA...very well done michael...did you hear? Benitez is the only Met in the All-star game! hahahahahahaha....Maybe they got him confused with some other Benitez...
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