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Song Parodies -> "Go Away, Ancient Churl"

Original Song Title:

"Go Away, Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Steve Lawrence

Parody Song Title:

"Go Away, Ancient Churl"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, not Steve Lawrence himself. Yes, it's another one about my foremost hopeless celebrity crush. Oh, like you haven't got one (or more) yourself.
Go away, ancient churl.
Go away, ancient churl.
I am the one who should be hers, not you.

I know that her lips are sweet.
But if you're here, we'll never meet.
She's the same age as me, and that's so much younger than you.

Aw, go away, ancient churl.
Go away, ancient churl.
It's hurting me more each minute that you delay.

When you are near her like this
nausea's so hard to resist.
So, go away, ancient churl.
Why does Catherine let you stay?

Go away...

Please don't stay...

How can this work out?
When you are near her like this
nausea's so hard to resist.
So, go away, ancient churl.
You're wrinkled and gray, ancient churl!
Aw, please go away, ancient churl!
Why does Catherine let you stay?

Go away...

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John Barry - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
The word "churl" is a godsend to parody writers.
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
It's not the only one: I've also used this one for "Tom DeLay Makes Me Hurl."
alvin - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
good one..lol
LadyCupCakes - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
ah Sir Michael, . . . you do have good taste in admiring the Lady Catherin. From the feminine perspective, Mr Douglas remains quite a catch, regardless of his years
Michael Pacholek - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Methinks the Lady needs glasses. Or, in Douglas' case, bifocals.

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