-> "Splendid Grade of Splinter"
Original Song Title:
"Hazy Shade of Winter"
Parody Song Title:
"Splendid Grade of Splinter"
The Lyrics
Bam! Bam! Bam!
See who's on a hitting spree.
Number 9 at Fenway Park
has a bite as bad as bark
he's not just a tease.
Writers are so hard to please.
Look around
Boston town
and this guy
is a Splendid grade of Splinter!
Had a Salvation Army mom.
She did not like baseball much.
But her son hits in the clutch.
Doubles will come.
He thinks your pitcher's a bum.
Look around
Boston town
and this guy
is a Splendid grade of Splinter!
Hang slider or curve, my friend.
That's an easy thing to say
but if Ted Williams swings away
simply pretend
he will not hit it out again.
Look around.
fastball's high.
Looking ripe.
In the springtime, gives you strife!
Ooooh, seasons go by so artfully.
Came back from Marine duty
way back in nineteen fifty-three.
Funny how the Red Sox slip
when to The Bronx they take a trip.
It happens each time.
"Hits?" Ted says, "I will get mine."
Look around
Boston town
and this guy
is a Splendid grade of Splinter!
Look at that!
Ball goes splat!
But Ted does not tip his hat!
Look at that!
Last at-bat!
Hits home run, don't tip his hat!
Look at that!
That's so phat!
Old man finally tips his hat!
Yay!
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