-> "L-I-double-R"
Original Song Title:
"Just the Way You Are"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"L-I-double-R"
The Lyrics
(instrumental opening)
Don't go changing.
Oh, wait, you have to
to get a train out of New York.
Mm-hm-hm.
Jamaica Station.
You're switching platforms.
Your train is coming on Track 4.
The Bay of Oysters.
Go there this summer.
But you should never take your car.
Mm-hm-hm.
With these gas prices
it's such a bummer.
So take the L-I-double-R.
To Massapequa
or Rockville Centre
or Amagansett, full of ritz.
Mm-hm-hm.
The Hamptons condo
you'll be a renter.
To stay at home would be the pits.
You won't find clever
conversation
on the car that's got the bar.
Mm-hm-hm.
But, hey, sit back and
just sip your Bud Light.
Enjoy the L-I-double-R.
I need to know that my train's gonna be
pulling in at the time that's true.
Ah, but what will it take until you ride with me
so I can vacation with you?
I said I love you
with not one fail-load
even to Montauk, which is far.
Mm-hm-hm.
I could love you
all along the railroad
along the L-I-double-R.
Right!
(instrumental break)
You won't find clever
conversation
on the car that's got the bar.
Mm-hm-hm.
But, hey, sit back and
just sip your Bud Light.
Enjoy the L-I-double-R!
(instrumental fadeout)
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