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Song Parodies -> "Silent Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Josef Mohr & Franz Gruber

Parody Song Title:

"Silent Nuts"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

No, it's not what you think, you filthy-minded people.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
All is calm
inside our huts.
Round computers
we do get wild.
Not tonight.
We rest and we're mild.
Dirty minds are at peace.
Dirty minds are at peace.

Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No big songs 'bout big butts.
No dumb songs about Paris in here.
No swipes at Madonna or Spears.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.

Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No songs 'bout
hating Bush guts.
No sports spoofs
will enter this space.
Time enough for that
in coming days.
Please, observe, if you're worth.
Please, observe, if you're worth.

Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
Calm yourselves.
Don't be a yutz.
Now our parodies, pause from their zing
not tonight will we be dingalings.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Regardless of what you believe, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

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alvin rhodes - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
i feel serene
Satchmo Jr. - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was really funny.
Red Ant - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
"Dixon Nuts" is about food, I swear! Good stuff Michael.
Lurker - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Polack Mike, I wish that you WERE a "silent nut," instead of a loud-mouthed nut.
LurKKKer - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
My latest trick is to denigrate people based on their race. My Imperial Wizard is so proud of me.
Michael Pacholek - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, we Poles aren't exactly up to our sausage-thick necks in Christmas carols. As far as I can tell, our only contribution is "In the Bleak Midwinter." "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear," it's not.
jovan - January 25, 2006 - Report this comment
it sucked

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