-> "Election's Fair"
Original Song Title:
"Scarborough Fair"
Parody Song Title:
"Election's Fair"
The Lyrics
Are you saying the election's fair?
Harshness, rage, contrary this time?
Remember me to those you would scare.
They once were some true friends of mine.
Tell them they're racist and elitist jerks.
(On the side of a hill is a voting-booth scene.)
Harshness, rage, contrary this time?
(Tracing a narrow mind running this town.)
Without health insurance nor work.
(Pep pills and rifles, the child of the mountain)
Then they'll see the right way was mine.
(sleeps unappreciative of country's call.)
Tell them to find me an acre of land.
(On the side of a hill a Marine mother grieves.)
Harshness, rage, contrary this time?
(Washes the grave with silvery tears.)
The arsenic water, choking on sand.
(A soldier scared, he swallows up his gun)
This whole land's where sun will not shine.
(sleeps as result of his commander's call.)
Tell them to reap what they sow, it ain't better.
(War bellows blazing in misplaced battalion.)
Harshness, rage, contrary this time?
(Dubya orders his soldiers to kill)
And see them next time, unless Iraq war gets 'er.
(and to fight for a cause not Osama bin Laden.)
Then they'll see the right way was mine.
Are you saying the election's fair?
Harshness, rage, contrary this time?
Remember me to those you would scare.
They once were some true friends of mine.
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