Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Little Dumber Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Harry Simeone Chorale

Parody Song Title:

"The Little Dumber Boy"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

"Rum," of course, is our illegitimate Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld, not something Georgie drinks. As far as I know.
Come here, Georgie, ah, Rum says to Dumb
new installed King, you see, ah, Rum says to Dumb
we must go on attack, ah, Rum says to Dumb
get oil from iraq, ah, Rum says to Dumb
Rum says to Dumb
Rum says to Dumb
you, the people back, ah, Rum says to Dumb
'cause they're numb.

Fly onto the ship, ah, Rum says to Dumb
"Accomplished" is your quip, ah, Rum says to Dumb
it is your gift to us, ah, Rum says to Dumb
be careful not to cuss, ah, Rum says to Dumb,
Rum says to Dumb
Rum says to Dumb
shall we make a fuss, ah, Rum says to Dumb
votes will come.

Things don't go too well, ah, Dumb says to Rum
my rating's gone to hell, ah, Dumb says to Rum
I beat my chest for them, ah, Dumb says to Rum
I did my best for them, ah, Dumb says to Rum
Dumb says to Rum
Dumb says to Rum
no more smiles for me, ah, Dumb says to Rum
they call me "Bum."
Oh yeah: "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men."

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Adam Zen B - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Mike. I guess the latest thing Rum said to Dumb is: "Okay, we gotta come clean on Hussein not doing 911...don't worry everyone's already forgotten Afghanistan, soon they'll forget Iraq". Dumb: " Afghanistan? Do they have blacks there?"

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/theharrysimeonechorale0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1265