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Song Parodies -> "Monster Bush"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Monster Bush"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Since William Tong saw nothing wrong with posting a parody about Newt Gingrich -- Where has he gone? The wingnuts turn their lonely eyes to him, even Dubya so dim -- I might as well post this one, to the same song, from the fall (apt word) of 2000. Obscurity note: Irving Kristol, conservative intellectual of the Nixon and Reagan eras, is the father of William Kristol, TV talking head and former Chief of Staff to Vice President Dan Quayle. (Remember him? Doesn't seem so dumb compared to Bush, does he?) And McCain really did make that statement in the fourth verse.
I was watching the TV late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
for a monster on the tube began to rise
and suddenly, to my surprise

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the poor in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

From a laboratory in New Haven east
to the think tank rooms where the wingnuts feast
the freepers came to rattle their bones
with Pat Robertson and good old Bob Jones.

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the kids in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

The Congress was having fun!
The Party had just begun!
The guests included
Irving Kristol and his son!

The scene was Annie Coulter's braying sounds
Tom DeLay backed by his backbenching hounds.
The prosecutors were soon to arrive
with their vocal group, the Linda Tripp Five.

(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the old in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!

Out from his coffin came John McCain!
Seems there was a reason for him to complain!
He opened the lid and said with a roar,
"Unfortunately, George W. Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican
who will lose to Al Gore."

(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush) In his election push!
(He switched to Bush) He'll kick the gays in the tush!
(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!

Now everything's cool, John's a part of the band
and George W. Bush can pollute the land!
For you, the liberals, this threat is meant, too!
When you get to my door, tell them Newtie sent you!

(You'll bow to Bush) You'll bow to George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In our election push!
(You'll bow to Bush) He'll kick you all in the tush!
(You'll bow to Bush) Ah, but Gore will beat Bush!
Which he did. And everybody knows it. The only one who doesn't know it is -- Bush himself. He's too dumb to know it.

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Guy DiRito - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike - Your pacing stinks: ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` "Unfortunately, George W. Bush is a Pat Robertson Republican who will lose to Al Gore." looks more like a comment than a lyric line. What did you do, post the wrong version?
Will - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike: Your pacing is fine. Thanks for writing your version. Actually, I did submit a Dubya version of this parody about two years ago: "Dubya Bash" http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bobby0.shtml
Robert J. Pagliaro - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike: Brilliant - really, I'm speechless. (Now I'll have to search for Tong's and vote on his) - creative, witty, clever, well thought out and knowledgable. Being overly critical on those with talent, I gave it all five's because of "braying". By the way, I don't know what Ann Coulter is doing to/for Bill Mahr, but Pat Robertson is praying for it to stop and the Supreme Court is trying to make it illegal. Regards, bob
yoidy - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty neat, especially the Linda Tripp Five
Howard Dean - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwww! Bush no good!
Joe Lieberman - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Easy, Howard, you impetuous young boy!
nally - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael - saw the comment and went to this again. Liked it the first time, liked it the second time. Well done (so I voted again - which might piss off some people, but too bad - I think it scored lower and got fewer votes than it should have. What does Bill Mahr see in Ann Coulter?
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
The same thing Geraldo Rivera saw in her: A sexual safety net. And what does she see in them? The same thing.
Troy - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff mate! Great stuff!!!

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