Stacy's hot mother says, "Stacy's not worth it
you don't want my kid, that's for sure."
Stacy's hot mother says, "Stacy's just sixteen
she insufficiently mature."
Stacy's hot mother says, "I know there's someone
who got just your kind of allure."

And the operator says, "Two ninety-five for the next three minutes..."

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to ya.
I'll only keep you awhile.
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell ya, you're hot!

Stacy's hot mother says, "Stacy's oblivious
to all of the guys who want me."
Stacy's hot mother says, "Stacy's incredulous
guys want a chick who's fifty-three."
Stacy's hot mother says, "Stacy's ridiculous
she's not the desirable Avery."

And the operator says, "Two ninety-five for the next three minutes..."

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to ya.
I'll only keep you awhile.
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell ya, you're hot!

Stacy's hot mother says, "I know you like it
even though it gives your heart pain."
Stacy's hot mother says, "Bring me a condom
'cause Sylvia's going out again."
And Stacy's hot mother says, "Boy, are you coming?
And, boy, won't you please come again?"

And the operator says, "Two ninety-five for the next three minutes..."

Please, Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to ya.
I'll only keep you awhile.
Please, Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell ya, you're hot!
Tell ya, you're hot!
Tell ya, you're hot!
(repeat 'til fade)