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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Website Loco"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Website Loco"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

(instrumental opening)

Sitting at the desk with computer.
Wearing T-shirt and my sweatpants.
It isn't a Mac, it's just a Thinkpadding pack.
You know, the dial-up don't give me a chance.

Type, you know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me.

Coming up with tunes trashing Dubya.
Policies he's got are insane.
Johnny D called to say
"You can make it okay
you can get Merry and Pippin to explain."

Type, you know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me.

Drove from politics to swipe Paris Hilton.
Pretend I'm evil for parodies.
They said, "Hey Bernard, why you love Paris so hard?"
"I" said, "I'm only trying to get me some piece!"

Type, you know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me.

Saving all these ditties on a shaky disk.
Computer runs like it's from charity.
Last night, the Elf said
"Poor boy, you're so dead
if you don't love me deep down in your soul!"
Schwing!

So I write one and it's sent to Wyoming.
Gift certificates for some swag.
The parodists said
"She's gone to his head!"
For Arwen, I will still click-and-drag!

Type, you know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me.

Caught the early game by the Yankees.
Loving their offensive attack.
I cannot forget
I still hate the Mets.
It's good to have the Red Sox far back!

Type! You know it ain't easy.
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me.
The way things are going
they're gonna triple-one me!

(instrumental close)

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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AFW - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like some "Ones" guy got here first...but, I think this funny and very well done...but, I'm not sure if it's written by you, Michael, or Bernard..
alvin rhodes - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
loco alright...here's some fives to balance things out
Michael Pacholek - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I wrote it, AFW. The way you know is that Mike would never want a piece of Paris Hilton, but Bernard would, hence the quotation marks around "I." Bernard is probably the one who triple-oned me.
TJC - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing and structure...lots of irrefutably funny lines, no matter where you draw the "line"
Red Ant - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I second what TJC wrote. 5s. As for "they're gonna triple-one me", I see "they" did so. They also got me yesterday, despite this fabulous "tribute" I wrote for them:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/bobdylan152.shtml
Richard Nixon - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
"I'm not a ones guy" 5's Lionel
The Charnstar - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
MAN THAT WAS GREAT! 5's, I've always wanted to write a parody to this song
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe someone was offended at your use of the word "Type", MP. ;)Dunno, it's a 555 to me.
Meriadoc - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and funny. Can I call you Bernie now? ;-)
Arwen - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I love the OS and I love this, Michael...and it's true that anyone who doesn't love me deep down in their soul is very clearly dead inside. Way to be alive, Mister...; )
Michael Pacholek - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Merry, you can NOT call me "Bernie" now, and Bernard really hates it. (But he has no problem calling me "Mikey," which I despise.) And Arwen, you can call me anything you want, as long as I can call you... what's Elvish for "seriously smokin' chick"?
Arwen - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, that would be "Arwen."

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