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Song Parodies -> "Please Cheese Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Cheese Me"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Behold, the power of cheese! Inspired by Malcolm's "Lola" parody "Gorgonzola" -- though definitely NOT by his "Threes Please Me." That one just grated on me. (Grated! Get it?)
Last night I went up to Wisconsin.
What do you think that I was munchin'?

Come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
please cheese me
whoa, yeah
with cheese fondue!

You don't need me to know what's better!
It might be colby, swiss or cheddar!

Come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
please cheese me
whoa, yeah
with cheese fondue!

I don't wanna be attackin'
but the Monterey is jackin' my heart!
(jacks my heart)
I eat all the cheese 'n' you know great taste is the reason
but you, whoa, yeah, the cheese you like is bleu!

Last night I went up to Wisconsin.
Even in puffs, I'm crunchin'!

Come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
come on (come on)
please cheese me
whoa, yeah
with cheese fondue!
cheese me
whoa, yeah
with cheese fondue!
cheese me
whoa, yeah
with cheese fondue!


Is colby the greatest cheese? It was good enough for a dynasty. Get it? Colby? Dynasty? Aw, roqueforget it.

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Diva - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Cheesy no, Romano is the very best. Do you know where TJ has been?
Melhi - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I typed up a long involved dissertation, in an attempt to prove that Swiss cheese is the best. But, upon re-reading it, I determined my argument had too many holes in it, so I del"eat"ed it. (Cute parody, btw!)
Meriadoc - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Edam! Very gouda.

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