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Song Parodies -> "Kramer Cracked"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome Back"

Original Performer:

John Sebastian

Parody Song Title:

"Kramer Cracked"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Admit it: You all thought, if one of them was gonna fly off the handle and spew some bigoted remarks, it would've been Jason Alexander: "George is gettin' upset!"
(instrumental opening)

Kramer cracked.
Got heckled and then he flipped out.
Kramer cracked.
And you people all know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Well the words that he spoke, they are frowned upon.
And the anger on him, it's come down upon.
And who'd a-thought he'd say it?
(Who'd a-thought he'd say it?)
Oy vey, yeah he said it!
(Oy vey, yeah, he said it!)

Yeah, we'll tease him a lot
'cause he's really on the spot.
Kramer cracked.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked...)

Kramer cracked.
All people thought he was a friend.
Kramer cracked.
And we'll never look at him the same again.

Didn't know he was filled with such prejudice.
And we know we don't want any more of this.
And who'd a-thought he'd say it?
(Who'd a-thought he'd say it?)
Oy vey, yeah he said it!
(Oy vey, yeah, he said it!)

Yeah, we'll tease him a lot
'cause he's really on the spot.
Kramer cracked.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked...)

(harmonica break)

Didn't know he had such anger in him, racially.
Though I knew his mind was whacked-out, spatially.
And who'd a-thought he'd say it?
(Who'd a-thought he'd say it?)
Oy vey, yeah he said it!
(Oy vey, yeah, he said it!)

Yeah, we'll tease him a lot
'cause he's really on the spot.
Kramer cracked.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked...)

Yeah, we'll tease him a lot.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked)
'Cause he's really on the spot.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked)
Yeah, we'll tease him a lot
'cause he's really on the spot.
Kramer cracked.
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
(Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked, Kramer cracked.)
The question is, will we ever say "Welcome Back" to Michael Richards? Stay tuned...

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Chris Kilo (again) - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahaha, I just read your other parody, and the same goes here - more funny Kramer material. haha. Good job.
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
ripped from the headlines...guess he didn't like being heckled
Paul Robinson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, he did kinda go postal...hey, maybe they'll coin a new phrase, "Going Kramer"...might happen...well, time for some of that "Anger Management"...if he was a Congressman he would be checking into "Alcohol Rehab" instead...abherrant behavior apparently is excusable if you are a drunk...and a Congressman...5's, sir ~ ~ ~
MasonR - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! Alas, Mr. Richards apparently also has spewed antisemetic remarks as well. The guy's got a problem.
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
And a touch ironic, perhaps, that Richards, a Jew, does a mea culpa for Jesse "Hymietown" Jackson.
Mr 1s - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with my best friend Mr Kilo. Very funny stuff. 555
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This had me laughing out loud! 555
malcolm higgins - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
well. Michael, you made a funny about a very bad non funny 5's from this canuck
Agrimorfee - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Jesse Jackson had Richards on his show to apologize....then he goes on press conferences to urge people not to buy Seinfeld Season 7 DVD. God, I hate him.
The Thought Police - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Switch Gibson with kramer and it kinda fits. 5's. On a kinda unrelated story, RetroCrush had a top 100 list of theme songs and to my surprise,"Welcome Back,Kotter" came in at number 98! Sanford and Son was number 1-go fig! (I like S&S,but number 1? hmmm...)

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