-> "You Can't Wear That"
Original Song Title:
"You Can't Do That"
Parody Song Title:
"You Can't Wear That"
Miss Johansson seems confused about her Oscar outfit.
It's a sea-green dress, but of course, isn't her name Scarlett?
Young girl, you let me down (let me down)
and left me flat! (Yeah, you let me down and left me flat!)
Because I told you before, oh, you can't wear that!
That's the second time that outfit's worn by Diane Keaton.
After all these years, the Annie Hall look is such a sin.
She's got the wide lapels (wide lapels)
and bowler hat! (got the wide lapels and bowler hat!)
Diane, I told you before, oh-whoa, you can't wear that!
Uma's puffy, that's not an outfit that I love.
And Faye's looking stuffy.
Hey, Miss Dunaway, your clothes are off base!
Oh, some sets of breasts don't appeal to a man!
We don't wanna see that much of Lainie Kazan!
Her neckline plunged way down (plunged way down)
and she ain't flat! (neckline plunged way down and she ain't flat!)
Lainie, I told you before, oh, you can't wear that!
(instrumental break, interrupted by four exclamations of
"You can't wear that!")
this time Sean's legs are covered up.
Because last season
came out in a kilt, played it to the hilt!
Oh, please, Kelly Lynch, no more blue Zac Posen.
That see-through outfit, why is that, you've chosen?
Diane Lane let me down (let me down)
I can see through that! (Yeah, she let me down, I saw through that!)
I miss your dress from last year!
This one? You can't wear that!
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