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Song Parodies -> "Your Food Is Dull"

Original Song Title:

"You're Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

James Blunt

Parody Song Title:

"Your Food Is Dull"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

But it's better than the original song!
(instrumental opening -- emphasis on the "mental")

Your cooking's brilliant.

Your cooking's brilliant.
Your food is pure.
No salt or sugar.
And that's for sure.
Less calories than at Subway.
Doctor Atkins is your man.
And now to feed me this stuff
that is your plan.

Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
It's true!

I stuff my face
in a crowded place
and I think I'm turning blue.
Don't like stuff that's cooked by you!

Now, I want some pie.
You say pass it by.
And you say my cholesterol
must be freaking high.
My diet stinks, but I'll try it again.
Anyone who'd feed me that stuff is not my friend.

Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
It's true!

I stuff my face
in a crowded place
and I think I'm turning blue.
Don't like stuff that's cooked by you!

La-da-da, da-da, da...
La-da-da, da-da, da...
La-da-da, da-da, da...
Bleaaaach!

Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
Your food is dull!
It's true!

There must be some angel cake
somewhere in this place.
I just hope that it's not baked by you!

Now it's time to face the truth:
Only models eat with you!
But they won't sleep with him.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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Jack Wilson - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Who the freak gave you 1s? This is great! 555!
Michael Pacholek - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Who the freak gave me 1s? Must be a model. Or maybe it was Linda or the Sarcastic Paranoid. They must've figured I was insulting Republican food. (Why not, they can't get anything else right. And a lot of Jack Abramoff's dirty deals went down at his horrifically pricey downtown D.C. restaurant Signatures.)
2Eagle - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
I loved it. That troll may be one of those obsessive compulsive people who wants to ban "junk food" or a disgruntled James Blunt fan.
Mr 1s - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Before anyone accuses me of dishing out my 1s, i DID NOT "1" this parody. I have now only started giving out my precious 1s on parodies that actually deserve them (like that pillock Fitu Petaia). Hey Michael, I thought this parody was mostly good, except I found the content slightly boring, so I give you 554. Back to whoever 1'ed your parody, it only has to be Fitu Petaia or Linda (Im pretty sure it was the latter)
Mr 1s - October 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You come across as a very moody person Mr Pacholek. Chill dude!
Red Ant - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
"But it's better than the original song!"; yes, it is. I wonder if we are going to hit 100 parodies of this song by year's end (No more Michael - you've exceeded the safe limit of doing this song already!)
alvin rhodes - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i ate it up

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