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Song Parodies -> "Ah Cain't Git No Satisfaction"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Ah Cain't Git No Satisfaction"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

This song was Number 1 in the summer of 1965, while Lyndon Baines Johnson was at the peak of his Presidency. After that, it might as well have been the big Texan's theme song.
Ah cain't git no satisfaction.
Ah cain't git no satisfaction.
'Cause Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try
Ah cain't git no
Ah cain't git no

When Ah'm ridin' in mah car
an' a man comes on the radio
he's tellin' me more an' more
about mah bad Administration
he's givin' me some aggravation!
Ah cain't git no...
Ah, no, no, no!

Hey, hey, hey!
That's what Ah say!

Ah cain't git no satisfaction.
Ah cain't git no satisfaction.
'Cause Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try
Ah cain't git no
Ah cain't git no

When Ah'm watchin' mah TV
an' that Cronkite comes an' tells me
to get out of Vietnam
well, he cain't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
the same cigarettes as me!
Ah cain't git no...
Ah, no, no, no!

Hey, hey, hey!
That's what Ah say!

Ah cain't git no satisfaction.
Ah cain't git no good reaction.
'Cause Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try, an' Ah try
Ah cain't git no
Ah cain't git no

When Ah'm goin' 'round the world
and I'm workin' for people poor and black
and I'm tryin' to make you folks
see Ah'm a strong President, Ah'm not nuts an' weak
but it seems Ah'm on a losing streak!
Ah cain't git no...
Ah, no, no, no!

Hey, hey, hey!
That's what Ah say!

Ah cain't git no...
Ah cain't git no...
Ah cain't git no...
Satisfaction!
No satisfaction!
No satisfaction!
No satisfaction!
Ah cain't git no...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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Arwen - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You're campaigning to be my new hero, aren't you? 5s, Michael...
Johnny D - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Ever hear impressionist Rich Little's one-word-impression of LBJ?

"Bar-be-cue."
alvin rhodes - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
ah cain't he-yulp but give ya fives, pod-nah
Linda - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What is so great, the two or three lines changed from the original song, wow, what IS talented! Brilliant lyrics, you should be paid to be so good! gad
Tim Hall - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, hey LBJ, how many 5's do you want today?

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