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Song Parodies -> "Bruce Wayne"
Original Song Title:
"Cocaine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eric Clapton
Parody Song Title:
"Bruce Wayne"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Holy Layla, Batman!
If you're going out
could be facing his clout.
Bruce Wayne.
He's the big nasty bat.
He'll show you where it's at.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
See the Bat-Signal shine?
Means you'll be doing time.
Bruce Wayne.
Got his big Batmobile.
Stop you from kill or steal.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Gotham City's got crooks.
Makes them all look like schnooks.
Bruce Wayne.
Ol' Jim Gordon, Commish.
Wants bad guys? Gets his wish.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
could be facing his clout.
Bruce Wayne.
He's the big nasty bat.
He'll show you where it's at.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
See the Bat-Signal shine?
Means you'll be doing time.
Bruce Wayne.
Got his big Batmobile.
Stop you from kill or steal.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Gotham City's got crooks.
Makes them all look like schnooks.
Bruce Wayne.
Ol' Jim Gordon, Commish.
Wants bad guys? Gets his wish.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Make you cry.
Bruce Wayne.
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Speaking of guys named Jim Gordon, that was also the name of the musician who composed Layla with Clapton.
funny take on the waynester....didn't drummer jim gordon also hear voices in his head that made him kill his mother ?
Oh, Batman . . . enfold me in your wings . . . press your mask upon my neck . . . let me feel your arms so strong . . . . whisk me away in your BatMobile . . . . let's play all day in your cave o'Steel.
Barfman throws up on evildoers, but not this parody.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da BATMAN!
Great work when you had little to work with Malcolm!
...And all of Gotham City was giggling...
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