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Song Parodies -> "Back to the Jones"

Original Song Title:

"Bad to the Bone"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Back to the Jones"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

You think your day is gonna be lousy from sunrise to midnight, and then, you see... HER! They hired her back! Life is good.
(instrumental opening)

Now, when I woke up this morn
the rain was comin' down.
Soon I found the bus driver
was completely a clown.
I think I threw up.
And I gave a few groans.
But then I saw that ad.
They went back to the Jones!

Back to the Jones!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
Back to the Jones!

T-Mobile's a company
that hired that chick!
Their commercials were awesome!
Profits must have been sick!
But then they released her!
And they sold fewer phones!
So they figured it out, baby!
They went back to the Jones!

Back to the Jones!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
Back to the Jones!

(instrumental break)

I YouTube her commericals.
They always make me squeal.
And I like it when she wears
clothes that will reveal.
She may still be with Douglas
and his elderly bones.
But I'm glad that T-Mobile
they went back to the Jones!

Back to the Jones!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
Back to the Jones!

I keep hoping that Douglas
one day will step aside!
Until such a thing happens
this is my only ride.
Each commercial and print ad
Catherine Zeta does pwns!
And I'm here to tell ya, honey
they went back to the Jones!

Back to the Jones!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
B-b-b-b-b-back!
Back to the Jones!

(instrumental close)
I've never used the word "pwn" in a parody before, and I may never use it again. But for her, it's worth it.

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Old Man Ribber - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job! (in Yoda voice) Eclectic, you are! :D
Mark Scotti - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody. She IS a beauty(Hey, that's a great Tubes song for her...)
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, and Mark
AFW - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Holy Rhymes, Batman!...It's time for me to put up my parody pencil....when I start taking credit for someone elses work..I thought I was on my entry....Sorry, Michael...good job on this, by the way...
alvin - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment
glad to see you pay tribute to your obsession once more

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