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Song Parodies -> "Tax Man vs. Fat Man"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tax Man vs. Fat Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Why is Barack Obama smiling? Because the two men most likely to be his opponent are an empty suit with full coffers and a man full of crap... certainly full.
(Mitt)
One, two, three, four...

(Newt)
That's despicable.

(Mitt)
Let me tell you how it will be.
Yours, 32, 15 for me.
'Cause I'm the Tax Man.
And you're the Fat Man.

(Newt)
Fifteen percent is not too small.
But, Mitt, you'll never win it all
against Obama.

(Mitt)
You? Too much drama.

(Newt)
When you drive a car, your dog's on top.

(Mitt)
When you're lobbying, you just can't stop.

(Newt)
At Bain Capital, ripped off a flop.

(Mitt)
Your three marriages, they're full of slop.

(Barack)
Ha ha!

(instrumental break)

(Newt)
Mitt, what you want the White House for?
(Uh-uh, Mr. Romney!)

(Mitt)
Your allies don't like you no more.
(Uh-uh, Speaker Newt!)

(Newt)
Hey, you're the Tax Man.

(Mitt)
And you're the Fat Man.

(Barack)
And my advice for both you guys.
(Tax Man!)
Get tissues for tears in your eyes.
(Fat Man!)

'Cause I'm the top man.
You're gonna flop, man.
People voting for no one but me.
(That man!)

(instrumental fadeout)

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AFW - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Smooth spoofing
Glen S - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
GOod back and forth, Mike. I'm not too much for political parodies, but the simplicity of this worked for me, not to mention Newt as the FAT MAN.
Obama: The Great (Mis)Leader - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
The Immaculate One's state of the union speach was nothing more than platitudes, rhetoric, and verbal diarhea. He's like a master magician, using sleight of hand and misdirection to hide and skew the facts. THANK FU**ING GOD next years address will be given by the tax man or the fat man!
Bring back Lenny Skutniks - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Watched the Messiah's State of the Union. There's a video already out showing the same basic phrases verbatim from last year. Laziest President ever. And what the hell was Warren Buffets secretary doing there? Since the 1982 address, it has become common for the President to honor special guests sitting in the gallery, such as everyday Americans or visiting heads of state. During that 1982 address, President Ronald Reagan acknowledged Lenny Skutnik for his act of heroism following the crash of Air Florida Flight 90. Since then, the term "Lenny Skutniks" has been used to refer to individuals invited to sit in the gallery, and then cited by the President, during the State of the Union. Buffets secretary was there to advance class warfare. Typical.
Linda Koski - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Dueling parties aside, nice parody!
Patriot - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Tax Man and Fat Man vs Conman ;-)
Michael Pacholek - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
You're damn right it's "Class warfare!" And the Bush Tax Cut was Pearl Harbor. This speech was "Thirty Seconds over Tokyo." Next comes Midway. You know how this ends. It may not end with Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but you corporate fascists WILL sign the Articles of Surrender on the deck of the Battleship Missouri! The American people know this President has their back. Enough is enough! We have had it with these MFin' conservatives in our MFin' government! If you hated his first term, wait until you see his second term!

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