-> "Goalie"
Original Song Title:
"Lola"
Parody Song Title:
"Goalie"
The Lyrics
I met her in a club up in Toronto
where they eat hot dogs and they taste just like a stromboli.
B-O-L-I, boli.
I walked up to her, and she's wearing a mask
and I asked, "What are you?" in a beer-soaked voice, she said, "Goalie."
G-O-L-I, Goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Well, I'm not the world's best defensive guy
but when she passed me the puck, well, it bounced off my spine, from the goalie.
Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
why she always got booed by the guys in the stands, oh my Goalie.
Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Well, we drank champagne from the Stanley Cup
until the sun started comin' right up.
And Goalie smiled, she was grinning with glee
and she said, "Hey there, boy, wanna score one on me?"
Well, I'm not the world's best power-play guy
but when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my goalie.
Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
I pushed her away, checked her to the boards, she fell on the floor
she went down on her knees, that butterfly pose totally turned on me.
And that's the way that I want it to stay
and I always want it to be that way for my Goalie.
Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Boys play the game, and so do the girls.
It's a mixed-up, jumbled-up, shook-up world, except for Goalie.
Go-go-go-go-goalie.
I'd been called up just a week before
and I'd never had such a good chance to score
but Goalie smiled, took me by the pads
and said, "Pretty boy, gonna please both your nads."
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
but I know what I am, I'm a big hockey fan, and so is Goalie.
Goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
Goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie, Go-go-go-go-goalie.
(repeat 'til fade)
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