-> "Alanis Really Wanted to Say"
Original Song Title:
"Hand In My Pocket"
Parody Song Title:
"Alanis Really Wanted to Say"
The Lyrics
I'm broke 'cause you're mooching.
I'm poor from your kind.
I'm short now on patience, yeah.
I'm high in blood pressure.
I'm pained 'cause you're overdone.
I've lost my composure, baby!
What it all comes down to
is that everything's messed up by you!
I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's giving you the finger!
I feel drunk 'cause you drove me.
You're older and overpaid.
I'm tired of your jerking, yeah.
I care but you're shiftless.
I'm here but you should be gone.
You're wrong and not sorry, baby!
And what it all comes down to
is you gotta go to make things right!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's saying
"Talk to the hand!"
And what it all comes down to
is you're really pissing me right off!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's giving you a bitch-slap!
I'm free but you're costing me.
I'm green 'cause you made me sick.
I'm hard on you, justified, baby!
I'm mean and I'm laughing.
I'm sick of all your bull----.
I'm sick of you, period, baby!
And what it all boils down to
is that you really haven't figured it out just yet!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's holding a .44!
And what it all boils down to
is that you'll never figure it out, not now!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's driving a getaway car!
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