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Song Parodies -> "Alanis Really Wanted to Say"

Original Song Title:

"Hand In My Pocket"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrissette

Parody Song Title:

"Alanis Really Wanted to Say"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I'm broke 'cause you're mooching.
I'm poor from your kind.
I'm short now on patience, yeah.

I'm high in blood pressure.
I'm pained 'cause you're overdone.
I've lost my composure, baby!

What it all comes down to
is that everything's messed up by you!
I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's giving you the finger!

I feel drunk 'cause you drove me.
You're older and overpaid.
I'm tired of your jerking, yeah.

I care but you're shiftless.
I'm here but you should be gone.
You're wrong and not sorry, baby!

And what it all comes down to
is you gotta go to make things right!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's saying
"Talk to the hand!"

And what it all comes down to
is you're really pissing me right off!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's giving you a bitch-slap!

I'm free but you're costing me.
I'm green 'cause you made me sick.
I'm hard on you, justified, baby!

I'm mean and I'm laughing.
I'm sick of all your bull----.
I'm sick of you, period, baby!

And what it all boils down to
is that you really haven't figured it out just yet!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's holding a .44!

And what it all boils down to
is that you'll never figure it out, not now!
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
and the other hand's driving a getaway car!
Ooh, this could be messy. Ooh, you don't seem to mind. Ooh, don't go tellin' anybody. Overlook this supposed crime.

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

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Yet Another Dutchman - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
5's Heh heh heh... No she didn't.
Rick C - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Where the hell are the votes and comments for this?
Michael Pacholek - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, considering that some of us celebrate our national holiday on July 4, and some others among us celebrate it on July 1, I think some of the would-be voters and commenters are a little hungover.

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