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Song Parodies -> "Mr. and Mrs. Sk8er Boi"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. and Mrs. Sk8er Boi"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Maybe now we can write "finis" to this song. We're off to the land of alternate history, where President Gore spends September 11, 2001 reading reports on guys arrested at the airports, the Boston Red Sox beat the Brooklyn Dodgers in last year's World Series, Pernell Roberts left "Bonanza" to do "Batman" better than Adam West ever could, Colonel Blake's plane landed safely, Ralph and Norton got one of their crazy harebrained schemes to make millions, Ricky let Lucy into the show, Kramer never hopped on the plane, the Beatles broke up only when John Lennon and George Harrison died of natural causes within weeks of each other, Madonna married O.J. Simpson (but who killed who?), Eminem is a hairstylist, Nelly sells air-conditioners, and the ballerina gave the punk a chance...in a little place that Rod Serling, now 78 and still writing, likes to call...The Twilight Zone.
He was a boy, she was a girl. Listen, it isn't so obvious.
He was a punk, she took ballet. But this time there's a little more to say.
He wanted her, thought she was swell. She told him she wanted him as well.
All of her friends stuck up their nose, but she still tore off his baggy clothes.

He was a skater boy, tempt-every-fater boy.
She couldn't resist his freaky charm.
Wearing a wedding dress, white or did you not guess?
They walked down the aisle, arm-in-arm.

Five years from now, she sits at home.
Reading the baby Dad's latest poem.
But back on TV, guess what she sees?
A barely-clothed singer on MTV.
Baby throws up, Mommy does too.
And Daddy's words show he don't have a clue.
Maybe if she had turned down his date
he'd have an artistic motivate.

He was a skater boy, victim-to-fater boy.
Why did he go right after her?
Maybe he'd be a star, going Bruce Springsteen-far
instead of a laid-off homemaker?

Sorry, girl, but you messed up.
Well, tough luck, that boy's screwed now.
On weak checks your cash depends.
This is how the story ends.
Too bad that he couldn't see
you're not worth eternity.
There is more than meets the eye.
With you, he kissed career goodbye.

He was a boy, she was a girl, and now it all seems very odious.
They're still in love, 'cause he hasn't heard
the girl who could've rocked his world.

You were a skater boy, why did you date her, boy?
She wasn't good enough for you.
We knew she'd end up this way, you didn't have guts to say
"To myself I must be true!"
Be careful what you wish for, ballet girl: "So now I'm prayin' for the end of time to hurry up and arrive..."

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Phil Alexander - March 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Tee hee! Sk8er Boi meets Paradise by the Dashboard Light. Surprisingly clever (after all the dire SB parodies there have been)
Immortality - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Your introduction was clever, but faded at the end. Your parody is clever, but you lost me after a while. Perhaps, it could use a little more... !!!!! inspiration???

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