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Song Parodies -> "Wild Man"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Night"

Original Performer:

Van Morrison

Parody Song Title:

"Wild Man"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Do I know how to pander, or what?
As you hit the keys, sit at your computer
and you come to see the lyrics on the screen
you think of the beat trying to remember, oh yeah
all those lyrics breeze through your mind.

And every song looks so darn sweet
when it goes on the site complete
and we gotta get off our seat and now we're singing, flinging!

Oooo-oo-woo-wee! The Wild Man is calling!
Oooo-oo-woo-wee! The Wild Man is calling!

All the girls come by, laughing at each other.
And the boys all light up a stogie as they type.
And they hope to get five chalupas, but remember, yeah:
They still ain't figured out the Merry-and-Pip gender.

And every song looks so darn sweet
when it goes on the site complete
and we gotta get off our seat and now we're singing, flinging!

Oooo-oo-woo-wee! The Wild Man is calling!
Oooo-oo-woo-wee! The Wild Man is calling!

The Wi-i-i-i-ld Man is calling!
The Wi-i-i-i-ld Man is calling!
Come on out and laugh! Come on out and laugh!
Maybe as hard as Spaff!

(saxophone fade-out)

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Wild Man - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
There is no "bigger" fan of this site than I , and I don't wan't to spoil it for ya, But.......oh heck, let me spoil it for ya ....You got a mention in my monthly Chalupa Awards , But I won't tell you which parody, you'll have to wait and see. 555 Chalupas , and anyone feel free to pander all you want , you have to "earn" the Big Chalupa folks.
Spaff.com - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Belated thanks for the reference there, Michaelopedia. Come back home, Wild Man! Your mama's waiting for you - wearing her high-heel shoes and her low-neck sweater.

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