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Song Parodies -> "She'd Rather Play For Me"

Original Song Title:

"She'd Rather Be With Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Turtles

Parody Song Title:

"She'd Rather Play For Me"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Coach Bill Parcells, a.k.a. "the Big Tuna," now with the Dallas Cowboys, has a habit of calling football players he doesn't think word hard enough "She." Jeremy Shockey, tight end for one of his former teams, the New York Giants, recently called Parcells "the homo." This could be interesting...
Some guys (some guys) like to run the ball
run through every defense they see.
But this guy (Shockey), he don't stand real tall
and you know she'd rather play for me!

Me oh my (me oh my), lucky guy is what she is.
Wonder why she gave that diss?
That don't fly in Tuna's biz!

Some coach (some coach) oughta sit you down
tell you, "Think about the things you say!"
But this coach (this coach) is just gonna frown
and you know he'll get you when you play!

Me oh my (me oh my), lucky guy is what she is.
Wonder why she gave that diss?
That don't fly in Tuna's biz!

(instrumental break)

Some guys (some guys) like to run their mouth
love to insult every guy they see.
But this guy (Shockey), his mind's going south
and you know she'd rather play for
yeah, she'd rather play for
you know she'd rather play for me!

(La-pa-pa-pa, la-pa-pa!)
And you know she'd rather play for me!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Static - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
i must admit, you are great. i worship you. and i am not being sarcastic. even though i sound it. 5-5-5.
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I've never been worshipped before. Does this mean you'd be willing to sacrifice a virgin to me? (With my luck, it'll be Jack Osbourne!)
Wild Man - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL............ now that's hilarious Pacholek.
Static - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
sure, anyday. you're way better than me. i have a long way to go.
Static - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
er...not sure what you meant by that.

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