(guitar opening)

"There must be some way out of here"
said the Joker to his men.
"Too much Bat-intrusion
that Robin twit's here again.
Penguin came and drank my wine.
Has no height, but has girth.
Stupid Riddler and that Two-Faced man
don't know what anything is worth."

"No reason to get excited,"
the Bat, he loudly spoke.
"There are many among us
who seek to stop your joke.
And you and I, we've been through that.
Arkham, you know is your fate.
Let us not talk falsely now
you enemy of the state!"

(guitar bridge)

All along the Bat-Signal
Jim Gordon lit the sky.
Commissioner of Gotham cops
don't want folks to die.
Out there in the distance
the Catwoman did growl.
Two muggers were approaching.
Batman made them howl!

(guitar close)