-> "Gibbs Rules"
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Don't let suspects stay together.
Never screw o'er your partner.
Wear gloves to crime scene.
Got a secret?
Best keep it to yourself now.
Never be unreachable
if you know what I mean.
Never tell me that you're sorry, boy.
Of weakness, it's a signpost.
And always be specific when you lie.
Never take nothing for granted.
Always bring a knife to each post.
Don't get personally involved, you might die.
Never date a co-worker.
Never involve a lawyer.
Always work as a team.
It's better to seek... forgiveness
than to ask for permission.
If I'm in interrogation
don't interrupt, you'll get reamed.
Never mess with coffee of a Marine.
Or you will be sent to Ducky's scene.
If it's your case, it stays your lead, it's true.
There's two ways to follow someone:
First way you're never noticed.
The second way they only notice
The rules numbered in forties
are just for emergencies.
So heed ye this song.
If it seems like
someone is out to get you.
Then they ARE out to get you.
(They ARE out to get you!)
But, this, never forget, you...
Sometimes you are...
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