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Song Parodies -> "No Cain"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"No Cain"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Herman Cain is proving himself to be not very able.
He should just get out.
All these women he'll flout.
No Cain.

Got the 9-9-9
and it isn't so fine.
No Cain.

He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.

He's a pizza man
but he should've been canned.
No Cain.

Does his campaign dance.
Can't keep it in his pants.
No Cain.

He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.

Won't ya say it again?
There's no way he can win.
No Cain.

It's not 'cause of his race.
It's 'cause he's a disgrace.
No Cain.

He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.

He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.

He won't fly, he won't fly, he won't fly.
No Cain.

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Phil N - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
this was good
Old Man Ribber - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - True, but I'll miss him nonetheless. Good parody. I used to think that there TWO one bombers - one liberal and one conservative. Now, I'm not so sure. I'm on his trail, Watson. ;D
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
A logical addition to the Eric Clapton Cocaine parody lexicon. Now if I may offer a challenge. I tried, but failed, to write a parody of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" about Herman Cain. My attempt started with "Herman Cain is my name, and ... " I challenge any of you highly skilled political parody writers to try THAT one. Thank you, and may The Farce be with you.
Michael Pacholek - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
The Night They Drove Bad Pizza Down? The Night They Drove Poll Numbers Down?
Dave W. - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
That was too easy...nice job though..........I'll pick the person with the most flaws when it comes to politics...Don't like those goody two types....Can't trust 'em far as I could throw 'em
Puto - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Re: Johnny D - It's been done several times already - This was the first to show up and probably the best of the bunch: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/theband30.shtml
The Wiser - December 06, 2011 - Report this comment
I just made that above comment mistakenly as I am really tired. That's not my name, I am not a parody artist, just an annoyed visitor.

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