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Song Parodies -> "(Sittin' On) The Floor of the House"

Original Song Title:

"(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay"

Original Performer:

Otis Redding

Parody Song Title:

"(Sittin' On) The Floor of the House"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

It was not a publicity stunt. Holding 61 votes to repeal Obamacare, when you know it will never become law, and making Hillary Clinton sit in a hearing for 11 hours, when you know you've got nothing on her... those are publicity stunts.
(instrumental opening)

Sittin' in the Capitol.
In a room full of Republicans dull.
Watchin' those jerks walk out.
Now we'll show 'em what it's all about.

We're sittin' on the floor of the House
because Paul Ryan is a louse.
Ooh, we're just sittin' on the floor of the House
makin' time.

Connecticut had a psycho.
Another in F-L-A.
Those folks had something to live for
but all these guys offer is heart and pray.

So, we're just gonna
sit on the floor of the House
because Wayne LaPierre is a louse.
Ooh, we're just sittin' on the floor of the House
makin' time.

Looks like somethin's gonna change.
Voters will enact their shame.
We're gonna do what 100 million tell us to do
so our gun laws won't remain the same!

We're just sittin' here, making a stand
to save lives all over this land.
When done, we'll all get a hand
and soon, Hillary will command.

Now, we're just gonna
sit on the floor of the House
because Donald Trump is a louse.
Ooh, we're just sittin' on the floor of the House
makin' time.

(whistle, until January 3, 2017,
when Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Schumer
place Brady Law II on President Obama's desk,
making it the last bill he signs into law)

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Pacing: 1.8
How Funny: 1.7
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 32

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John Jenkins - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
This parody accuses 3 people of being a louse. One of the accusations is accurate.
Constitutionalist - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Still pretending Hitlery Rothag Clittongue isn't guilty of capital treason and that you leftraitors aren't all criminal fascists who deserve to be crucified for your atrocities against humanity, huh, parasite?
Barry J. Mitchel - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Representative John Lewis and his followers must have imagined they were back in the 1960s, when they sat-in to obtain the Bill of Rights for blacks, Now they are trying to deny parts of that BoR (to keep and bear arms unless taken away by due process) to all citizens. Do he and Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed realize the irony in their actions?

The only way to stop the Democrats from repeating their sit-in when Congress reconvenes is for the NRA to appoint a black Muslim woman to replace Wayne Lapierre as spokesperson for gun rights. I abstain from voting on this.
OB77 - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Never heard of Hitlery Clittongue, but I have heard of her kid sister Thrillery. She's the one starring in that uproarious new Beltway rom-com, "A Fish Called Huma."
Patrick - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Being armed to NRA types is just as much a part of their identity as being gay is to those people. Of course, a lot of gays are also gun owners. Some persecution (mostly under color of law) in the past, but no pogroms or genocide. There is a good reason for that.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment
Honored if you would contribute a limerick on this topic on our recent thread. Sec. code confirms G5D.
Debt Counter - June 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Another beat your head against the wall, useless gesture that they knew would go nowhere, just like the senate filibuster - how did the vote come out on that? Taxpayer dollars are paid to these people and all they do is go on playing political cards. When are they going to have a sit in to stop spending money that will be needed for our grandchildren?

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