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Song Parodies -> "Solitaire"

Original Song Title:

"Honesty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Solitaire"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

I reach into the Hicksville well again. I'm such a card.
If you search for car races, they aren't hard to find.
You can find them on cable TV.
But if you look for king-spaces, you might just as well be blind.
They always seem to be a rarity!

Solitaire, it's such a lonely game. Red ace goes upon black two.
Solitaire, it's often such a shame. I'd like to play some gin with you.

I can always find some card to put down on red five.
Got a black four hiding up my sleeve.
But I don't see the red queen's face to put on black king guys.
This game is too annoying to believe!

Solitaire, it's such a lonely game. Red ace goes upon black two.
Solitaire, it's often such a shame. I'd like to play some gin with you.

I can find black seven! Put in on red eight!
I've got insecurity, get rest, it's getting late!
Anyone can comfort me with poker games again.
I know (I know), I know, whoa-whoa-whoa...

When I'm deep inside my room, don't get too concerned.
I won't ask for aces while I'm gone.
But when I've got just 51, tell me, where else can I turn?
Computer screen's got 52 upon!

Solitaire! It's such a lonely game! Red ace goes upon black two!
Solitaire! It's often such a shame! I'd like to play some gin with you!

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Royce Miller - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, I couldn't agree more-solitaire is such a lonely game; strip poker would be more fun
Melhi - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
May you one day have many cherished loved ones kibitzing over your shoulder.
Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, maybe he could try a little five-card-stud-solitaire if you know what I mean.
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
A bittersweet little piece of humor. 555
Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm... interesting comment Royce. Maybe someone should do a parody of Adam Ant's 'Strip" about you and Pach in a duo... ;-) (I think he already rejected Pip and I for a threesome) ;-D
Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I take it Johnny thinks I'm "playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51," as the old song goes. Yeah, I can just see a game of strip poker with Royce. That Republican chick will probably give my clothes to Kenny Boy Lay.
Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Mikey, I did give this parody three 5's, ya know - you did a good job with it.

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