-> "Indiscreet Where You Live"
Original Song Title:
"On the Street Where You Live"
Parody Song Title:
"Indiscreet Where You Live"
The Lyrics
I have often stalked Amanda Peet before.
I have wanted to lick Salma Hayek's feet before.
I have set the bi...noculars up high.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
I can feel the lust in my blood and bones.
'Cause I wanna "get more" with Cath-er-ine Zeta-Jones.
Watch me weep and wail, for Kate Beckinsale.
Yes, I am indiscreet where they live.
And ohhhh... the towering feeling
when I stare at Britney Spears.
The overpowering feeling
that Halle Berry may just suddenly appear.
People stop and stare, say, "You're psycho, man!"
Just because I watch 17-year-old Miss Lohan!
Do some time, will I? Cops, I'll slip on by
even though I'm indiscreet where they live.
(instrumental break)
The overpowering feeling
when at Jennifer Lopez I give a leer.
People stop and stare -- wait, that's what I do.
And whose turn will it be next? Why, it just might be you!
Let those women cry! I-I-I-I won't care if I
can be there, indiscreet where you live!
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