-> "Dopeball Wizard"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dopeball Wizard"
The Lyrics
(guitar opening)
Ever since I was a young boy
I've watched the games of ball.
From Boston out to L.A.
I must have seen them all.
But I ain't seen anything like him.
Didn't answer Congress' call.
That big dumb Giambi
sure plays a mean dopeball!
He runs just like a statue
but hits like a machine.
At least they say he used to
even when he played it clean.
But he developed problems
and the doc answered his call.
That big dumb Giambi
sure plays a mean dopeball!
He's a dopeball wizard! And now we know his twist!
A dopeball wizard's got pills inside his fist!
How do you think he does it?
(I don't wanna know!)
What makes him so pumped?
Ain't got enough homers.
Can't hear warnings so well.
And now his body's crashing.
This has an awful smell.
Got bad pituitary
and bladder known as gall.
That big dumb Giambi
sure plays a mean dopeball!
I thought Bonds was the steroid-using king.
But I just found a new court-jester for him!
(guitar break)
Even at the training table
those pills he'll ingest.
Gets delivery from BALCO
and he just does the rest.
And now we're only watching
his reputation fall.
That big dumb Giambi
sure plays a mean dopeball!
(guitar fadeout)
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