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Song Parodies -> "She's Gotta Weigh"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got a Way"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Gotta Weigh"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

She's gotta weigh three hundred.
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered.
She's got a way of eatin'.
I don't know why it is
but she doesn't have to be completin' anyway.

She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's got a way of talkin'.
I don't know why it is
but her mouth is full when she is walkin' anywhere.

She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds.

She's got a way of showin'
mm-hm-hm, stomach made of steel
and she finds the strength to keep it growin'.
She's got a house around her.
Whoa-whoa-oh, and everywhere she goes
a gravity makes stuff surround her everywhere.

She comes to dinner, chowin' down excitedly.
Without a pause, she's bitin' free
and I hear chewing sounds!
Oh-whoa-whoa, oh-whoa, oh-whoa.

She's got a smile that's stuffin'.
I don't know why it is
but offer food, she'll refuse nothin'.
She's gotta weigh three hundred.
I don't know why it is
but I know that all her steps have thundered, anyway.
Hey!

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Leah Lockhart - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I normally frown on fat jokes, but I ate it up. Nice!
royce miller - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
"around her waist in 80 days"?
Amiright Police - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Clearly, Ms. Miller, you've been speeding.
Wild Man - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job.
Billy Florio - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
Jay W - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
"...a gravity makes stuff surround her. " Great line.
Guy - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, she got a VCR for Christmas last year. She commented: "Oh, how cute, a pager."

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