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Song Parodies -> "My Name Is (Giambi)"

Original Song Title:

"My Name Is (Slim Shady)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My Name Is (Giambi)"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

Jason Giambi's career home run total as of writing this parody (June 18, 2003) is 246. A curve, as "number two" ("number one" is a fastball) is also called a deuce -- also a hook or an Uncle Charley. A reverse curveball is a screwball or a "screwgie," and Pedro Martinez of the Red Sox has been known to throw it well. Not that it has helped the Sox. Yankees all the way.
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!

Ahem! Excuse me! Can I have the attention of the fans for one second?

Hi fans! Do you like home runs? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me hit long balls swinging with these arms, my big guns? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and be like the Giambino? (Yeah yeah!)
Play first base and replace that guy named Tino? (Huh?)
Step to the plate, I can't quite field well or run straight
but I can't figure out which pitcher I want to dominate! (Ummmm...)
And Joe Torre said, "Giambi, my first baseman!"
Uh-huhhh! "That's why we got you from the A's, man!"
Well, since age 12, I've felt like I'm somethin' else
'cause I got two hundred forty-six home-run balls under my belt!
Got picked off and George thought he'd ripped off
my former Oakland mates whose fans gave me the big flip-off!
I smoke a fastball so hard, hit out of the yard
blasted such a fat pitch off that blowhard!
C'mere, curve! (Jason, wait a minute, that's my deuce, Dog!)
I don't give a hoot, George sent me to knock covers off!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!

My English teacher wanted me to go out for football.
Played baseball instead, my english teacher was apalled.
I smacked the varsity team ace's heater, then hit a repeater
then also his curve, scouts thought that was neater. (Wowwwwwwww!)
Signed with the ballclub, trainer gave me downrub
Flashed the swing signal, thought I'd played the Chicago Cubs!
Extra sensational, runnin over my opponents
slammin' Mariners while they screamin' at me: "JUST GO HOME, MAN!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life has been catered.
I just found out even McGwire was hatered. (Damn!)
I told him I'd grow up to be a Series hero.
But the Yanks got in the way and made me feel like a zero! (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when Steinbrenner shakes your hand
and tells of the respect that the Pinstripes command. (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at "21" asked for my autograph. (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, MET FAN!"

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!

Stop the game! He must be intentionally walked! (Get him!)
Hey, ump, don't just stand there, call a balk!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too soon to retire. (Bump that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the Hall of Fame and honored alive. (Huh yup!)
Am I swingin' or takin'? It's easy to decide.
I just hit Pedro's screwgie, and just look at that drive! (Yanks ahead!)
All my life I was very deprived
'cause I ain't got no World Series ring, my knuckles too blank to hide! (Whoops!)
Arms ripped like the Incredible Hulk! (hachhh-too)
I hit when I talk, I'll hit anything that walks! (C'mere!)
I thought signing with the New York Yankees would be a perfect fit
but the Angels got in the way (WAH!), don't like that a bit! (WAHHH!)
I lay awake and toss and turn in the bed
Put the Pinstripes back on, and get this slump out my head! (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad! (Arrrggghhh!) And, by the way, when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
Tell him that I won the ring in this dream I had!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Giambi!

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Charlie Decker - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
And we've come full circle, as that guy named Tino is taking the job back from Giambi. Hope Jason is enjoying the clear and the creme (i'm saying this as a diehard Yankee fan, BTW)

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